The Islands of Greater Burmaria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Davis Pavlina with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.697 billion Greater Burmarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonetwin. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Burmarian economy, worth 176 trillion Tacos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,896 Tacos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, what happens in court stays in court, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Burmaria's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Burmaria is ranked 194,194^th in the world and 183^rd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.