The Federation of Tingham is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.748 billion Tinghamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tinghamian economy, worth 387 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,041 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, a third of Tinghamians are e-certified CEOs, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime is totally unknown. Tingham's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tingham is ranked 6,378^th in the world and 35^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 127.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.