The Most Serene Republic of Pars Ana is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Karl Kutsnetsov with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.951 billion Pars Anans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basedville. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pars Anan economy, worth 487 trillion Libertines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,094 Libertines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pars Ana's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pars Ana is ranked 278,592^nd in the world and 289^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.