Population | 14.611 billion |
Capital | Coprigadam |
Leader | Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Porpoise |
The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.611 billion All are Equailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,423 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,764 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, Coprigadam has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
All are Equal is ranked 7,108th in the world and 17th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,649.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, Coprigadam has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, group hugs break out during floor votes.