The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.646 billion All are Equailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,603 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 336,146 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

All are Equal is ranked 308^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Democratic States for Most Cultured, scoring 606 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.