The Republic of Heclanctonn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Texleran Tim with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.224 billion Heclanctonnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Heclanctonn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The Heclanctonnian economy, worth 130 trillion Heclans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,454 Heclans, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, orange trees find it's not easy being green, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heclanctonn's national animal is the Raccoon and its national religion is None.

Heclanctonn is ranked 94,158^th in the world and 4,881^st in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,159.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.