The Power-Abusing Guardian of Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Claudius Valhalla III with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.782 billion Resentinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theron. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Resentinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion Terins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,213 Terins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is often a lifetime appointment, large sections of Federation of the Resentine Kingdom have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of the Resentine Kingdom's national animal is the Pacific Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is ranked 5,531^st in the world and 277^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,520.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.