The Democratic Republic of Minecraftiana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Drakonas with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.881 billion Minecraftians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beacontown. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Minecraftian economy, worth a remarkable 3,297 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,033 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, bike rage is all the rage, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minecraftiana's national animal is the Creeper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minecraftiana is ranked 5,308^th in the world and 259^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,760.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.