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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,794thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,926thNicest Citizens: 10,080th
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Black Mesa Remnant

Population5.114 billion

CapitalCity 212
LeaderSidney Biermann
FaithHeadcrabism

CurrencyMesa Count
AnimalHeadcrab

The Free Land of The Black Mesa Remnant is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sidney Biermann with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 5.114 billion Combine enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 212. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Combine economy, worth 588 trillion Mesa Counts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,004 Mesa Counts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, all recreational drugs are legal, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Black Mesa Remnant's national animal is the Headcrab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Headcrabism.

The Black Mesa Remnant is ranked 19,413th in the world and 1,183rd in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,166.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,794thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,926thNicest Citizens: 10,080thMost Inclusive: 10,662ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,822ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,509thMost Developed: 15,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,910thHighest Food Quality: 17,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,413thSmartest Citizens: 20,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,077thMost Secular: 23,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 26,454thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,318th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 421st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 537th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 575th in the regionNicest Citizens: 585th in the regionMost Inclusive: 598th in the regionMost Developed: 933rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 934th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,022nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,074th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : The Black Mesa Remnant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.
  • : Following new legislation in The Black Mesa Remnant, Headcrabs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.

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