The Democratic States of Nomia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by GhilliedRoomba with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 2.75 billion Nomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nomian economy, worth 364 trillion Reserves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,564 Reserves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, priests are being drafted by the church load, and GhilliedRoomba has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nomia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scuffism.

Nomia is ranked 259,633^rd in the world and 262^nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.