Population | 6.648 billion |
Capital | Foxlington |
Leader | Bit Foxling |
Faith | Floofism |
Currency | ф Floofybitcoin |
Animal | Foxlington Terrier |
The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.648 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 940 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,480 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, political activists are routinely executed, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.
Floofybit is ranked 536th in the world and 1st in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 195.01 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Floofybit, bald-headed monks sit around the National Meditation Park looking smugly content.
- : Following new legislation in Floofybit, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Floofybit, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Floofybit endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Delnish.
- : Floofybit was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Delnish.
- : Following new legislation in Floofybit, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
- : Following new legislation in Floofybit, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 65 » Socialist Platypus, Boratstans, Liberto-Ancapistan, Loveable Dogs, The Free City of Nelson, Lycom, Great Koryeo, Valles Marineris Mining co, Sri Malawi, Nibelia, Grachevia, Lislandia, Pervincia, Olornia, Isolon, Reslania, United Taco Nation, Vioxa, Northshires, Hubdova, Paul Pasch, Red Finlandian Guard, Greater Burmaria, Buyo, Aeonic, Tingham, Ruotsaland, United Corperations, Gabyl, DexterBurg, The Psittacines, Azflebrigan, Nova Cameroon, Ziroxeut, Krullefor, Non opresive German Empire, Dapant, Heskurik, Stellar entropy, Bathelonat, Vapo, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Cassinea, Makko Oko, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Ciapore, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Anarchic Parrot, Charville, Tie-Died Chinchillas, and 15 others.Benanko, Duby, El Blurkistan, Slavic Lurkers, Novo Reslas, Krute Empire, New Sker, Little Auztria, Polacianth, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Cannonio, Nu Elysium, Floridaslied, Nomia, and Delnish.