The Holy Clearwater Republic of Grand Abaco is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Helen Jimenez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.436 billion Grand Abacoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Abacoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion GADS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,890 GADS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-GAD treacle machine, and cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Abaco's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand Abaco is ranked 21,628^th in the world and 20^th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.41 law-abiding acts per hour.