The Incorporated States of MexUsCan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Esteban IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.159 billion MexUsCan citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney World. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MexUsCanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,682 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,690 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MexUsCan's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

MexUsCan is ranked 121,387^th in the world and 31^st in The Free Nations Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,061.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.