The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of Darcania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zephyr kul Sanguine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.141 billion Darcanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,408 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Darcanians, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 5,014^th in the world and 107^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,725.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.