The Green Patch of Treekidistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mairéwell Martinson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.838 billion Treekidistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igniswood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Treekidistanian economy, worth 767 trillion Solasias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,926 Solasias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,534 per year while the poor average 11,422, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, and homosexuality is a crime punishable by death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treekidistan's national animal is the Treeky Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Treekidism.

Treekidistan is ranked 88,615^th in the world and 1,795^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,339.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.