Population | 7.659 billion |
Capital | Igniswood |
Leader | Mairéwell Martinson |
Faith | Treekidism |
Currency | Solasia |
Animal | Treeky Dragon |
The Green Patch of Treekidistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mairéwell Martinson with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.659 billion Treekidistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igniswood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Treekidistanian economy, worth 763 trillion Solasias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,705 Solasias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,464 per year while the poor average 11,574, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.
Mairéwell Martinson's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Mairéwell Martinson, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, and human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treekidistan's national animal is the Treeky Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Treekidism.
Treekidistan is ranked 172,863rd in the world and 3,104th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 92.53718383172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
- : Treekidistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families.
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Mairéwell Martinson.
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, Mairéwell Martinson's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
- : Treekidistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.