The Arboreal Commonwealth of Treekidistan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Mairéwell Martinson with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.949 billion Treekidistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innisfree. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Treekidistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Solasias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,577 Solasias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, government winter plans get a frosty reception, and soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treekidistan's national animal is the Treeky Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Treekidism.

Treekidistan is ranked 197,190^th in the world and 2,982^nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.39 Obesity Rate.