The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.976 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 701 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,995 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Rhodes's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

United States of Rhodes is ranked 14,684^th in the world and 633^rd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 116.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.