Population | 8.95 billion |
Capital | Kensington |
Leader | Freddie Mercury |
Currency | pound |
Animal | Cat |
The Kingdom of PlanetMercury is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Freddie Mercury with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.95 billion PlanetMercuries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kensington. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.
The frighteningly efficient PlanetMercuryian economy, worth a remarkable 2,959 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,619 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in PlanetMercury's many privately-owned prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PlanetMercury's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
PlanetMercury is ranked 5,863rd in the world and 274th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.84 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in PlanetMercury's many privately-owned prisons.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : PlanetMercury voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : PlanetMercury voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 370 » Radicaster, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Filibustra, Great Bights Mum, Unshleepd, Dreadton, Federation of Vanguard, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Corfad, The Rhein States, Nouvel Empire, Former English Colony, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Shibutani, Chipoli, Votak Matim, Siwale, Wolffoxia, Dem Republic of Romania, Darkanistan, Varisland, Aguaria Major, PotatoFarmers, Russila, Florevana, Kandorith, Vlenkenov, Wineclaw, Harjad, Batatoland Empire, Kranostav, Ellbonnia, Everything Decided at Random, Etanur, The Red Tharsis, IHateRights, Wilkshire, Laurendon, Esperonia, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, Blyskalia, Oannia, Frances Francis the First of France, and 320 others.Iespao, Erwo Stal, Transitional Global Authority, Solmetria, Wisconsota, Pinky Queen, The Zheng Dynasty, Gorundu, North Bratislava, Khoik, Simone Republic, Photan, Brackerca, Seenvorland, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Territorio di Nessuno, Xagill, KAP03land, Maott, Love Shack, Malta 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