The Principality of Wolfsburgg is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 691 million Wolfsburggians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wolfsburggian economy, worth 42.6 trillion Panzerwaffens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,638 Panzerwaffens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfsburgg's national animal is the Black eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wolfsburgg is ranked 201,643^rd in the world and 30^th in CheeseLand for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 39.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.