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CheeseLand is a Frontier. New nations may be founded here.

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Ovesina

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,367th
World Factbook Entry

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Tags: Anti-Capitalist, Communist, Featured, Frontier, Governorless, and Minuscule.

CheeseLand contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Insurance Industry in CheeseLand

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

As a region, CheeseLand is ranked 19,696th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of GU 20th Marine BattalionMoralistic Democracy“Pride and Industry”
2.The Republic of Shocking BastetInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Shocking Bastet”
3.The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCLXXXVIIIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fireplace cloak”
4.The Confederacy of Mark GordonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”

Regional Happenings

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CheeseLand Regional Message Board

Post by Jerusali suppressed by a moderator.

Knock it off with the massive spam.

Please consult the One-Stop Rules Shop for the complete ruleset.

PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

NationStates Moderators wrote:Knock it off with the massive spam.

Please consult the One-Stop Rules Shop for the complete ruleset.

Congratulations on your featuredness!
Mmmmm..cheese.

Representing Konstantino, Congratulations for your featuredness!
According to the D. S. P. (Dogao Score Pontuation) Cheeseland is getting a Cheese Included New York City Hot Dog! (Dead Region)

B.H.D. Classifications

D. S. P.

This Region Sucks

It's a TERRIBLE region, like hate groups, fascists, homophobics, etc. Or the region doesn't like hot dogs.

NYC Hot Dog

It's a dead region. Why is it a NYC Hot Dog? Because it's dry, dull and overrated. Or it's a location one.

Potato Included

Kinda dead, 2nd featuredness or it's a pretty new region.

Mayo Included

Big or famous region, I personally like it a bit or is kinda active or 3rd time on feature

Double Sausage

I like the region, active one.

Complete Brazilian Hot Dog

I really like the region, a very active one, a Brazilian or Brazilian locate one.

Special Sauce

It's a special date (e.g. holidays, my birthday, etc.)

Note: don't take those classifications seriously

Special thanks to The Featured Region Express and Bite My Biscuits for the inspiration!

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On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for CheeseLand, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.

Your Fame Is: CHEESE (Small Signature) (Dead Region)

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Bite My Biscuits!

As a train pulls into the CheeseLand train station, an announcement is made on the train station's PA system.

"Attention CheeseLand Station passengers. Now arriving on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train."

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region yesterday CheeseLand!"

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region yesterday CheeseLand!"

The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.

The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to the next Featured Region.

Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

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[Coach Class] (Dead region, no activity)

Clase Turista:
A train approaches [region][/region] station. As the train stops, someone waits at the door, with a Tourist class ticket. The ticket inspector, Ferrocarriles Argentinos, checks his ticket. Everything is correct. The person boards the train, and it departs.

RANKING

INFO

Kicked out of the train

Must be a region that follows a discriminatory ideology, or a region that banjects FRFers'

Clase Turista (Tourist class)

Dead region (without any posts for the last 28 days)

Primera Clase (First class)

Somewhat active region (without any posts for the last day, but a post within the last 28)

Clase Pullman (Pullman class)

Very active region (post within the last day)

Dormitorio (sleeper)

Region with members that noticed that they were featured

Coche comedor (Dining car)

SPECIAL REGION (GCRs and regions with WA legislation targeted at it)

Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express.
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Ranking: Clase Turista
Reason: dead region

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