The Principality of Wolfsburgg is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 623 million Wolfsburggians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wolfsburggian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Panzerwaffens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,174 Panzerwaffens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfsburgg's national animal is the Black eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wolfsburgg is ranked 81,730^th in the world and 1,946^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 90.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.