The United Socialist States of DisregardWork is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bardock Obama with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.734 billion DisregardWorkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DisregardWorkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,170 trillion bullets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,588 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime is totally unknown. DisregardWork's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DisregardWork is ranked 281,624^th in the world and 6,903^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -360.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.