The United Socialist States of DisregardWork is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bardock Obama with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.951 billion DisregardWorkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DisregardWorkian economy, worth a remarkable 9,813 trillion bullets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,809 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, families make most of their annual income from government benefits, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime is totally unknown. DisregardWork's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DisregardWork is ranked 923^rd in the world and 24^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 93.04 average smiles per day.