The Place of A Place Somewhere is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nolan Strunhorpe with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 5.019 billion Somewherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheria. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Place Somewherean economy, worth 946 trillion Somethings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 188,606 Somethings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Place Somewhere's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

A Place Somewhere is ranked 41,335^th in the world and 1,019^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 105.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.