The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 111 million Cunnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cunny Cute and Funnyian economy, worth 3.30 trillion Cunnian rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,687 Cunnian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunny Cute and Funny's national animal is the Illyasviel von Einzbern.

Cunny Cute and Funny is ranked 120,145^th in the world and 2,590^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.86 law-abiding acts per hour.