The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 180 million Haya-Nagatoroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 14.5 trillion pengins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,410 pengins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope, and Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 45,107^th in the world and 930^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,269.44 on the Gilded Widget Scale.