The Final of The Champions League is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Excellency with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.652 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 4,261 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 336,844 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, The Champions League's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 802^nd in the world and 13^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 19,784.57 on the Gilded Widget Scale.