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Bear connors paradiso wrote:I'm in that arrow, even the wides don't fit properly.

i hate being reasonably tall and having big feet cause it poses a lot of problems and ironically is part of the reason that I broke my foot back in january of this year. That really sucked a lot and hurt and was just a royal pain.

Im 6'4 probably closer to 6'5 to be honest havent measured in a while. I dont like being tall cause you have a ton of issues from doorways being to small to having to duck down sometimes to not fitting in some c ars.

Bear connors paradiso, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Kedjens

Post self-deleted by Proctethia.

Post self-deleted by Erinor.

Auphelia

Erinor wrote:

Oh my, oh my!

How dreadfully delightful!

What a shocking conspiracy!

Commonwealth Of Astoria, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Kedjens

Hi erinor

Erinor, Proctethia, and Melicorium

The truth can not be silenced, my dear Erinor. The people will find out about the coup, and your little bribes too!

Auphelia wrote:The truth can not be silenced, my dear Erinor. The people will find out about the coup, and your little bribes too!

Shhhh!
*hands you an ice cream to quiet you down*

All in good timing, my fidgety minion

Erinor, Auphelia, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Amerion wrote:Shhhh!
*hands you an ice cream to quiet you down*

All in good timing, my fidgety minion

Seems like Astoria needs to silence amerion permanently

Amerion, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Seems like Astoria needs to silence amerion permanently

Astoria can try but should know that each attempt will cost him a dear finger >:)

Commonwealth Of Astoria, Auphelia, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Amerion wrote:Astoria can try but should know that each attempt will cost him a dear finger >:)

I'm probably the only person that can pull it off. :)

Proctethia and Melicorium

Hello dear nation !

Proctethia and Melicorium

Amerion wrote:Shhhh!
*hands you an ice cream to quiet you down*

Oh.

Well in that case, perhaps a change in management would be for the best. Aumeltopia certainly never gives me ice cream . . .

Amerion wrote:Astoria can try but should know that each attempt will cost him a dear finger >:)

Hey, that's my threat! Get your own, you unimaginative . . . erm . . . bad thing, you!

As much as I would prefer a ladyfinger, I suppose those will do.

Auphelia wrote:Oh.

Well in that case, perhaps a change in management would be for the best. Aumeltopia certainly never gives me ice cream . . .

Hey, that's my threat! Get your own, you unimaginative . . . erm . . . bad thing, you!

As much as I would prefer a ladyfinger, I suppose those will do.

Aumeltopia just has those nasty dry biscuits.

Why don't you have a freshly baked cherry pie.
🥧

Amerion, Aumeltopia, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:i hate being reasonably tall and having big feet cause it poses a lot of problems and ironically is part of the reason that I broke my foot back in january of this year. That really sucked a lot and hurt and was just a royal pain.

Im 6'4 probably closer to 6'5 to be honest havent measured in a while. I dont like being tall cause you have a ton of issues from doorways being to small to having to duck down sometimes to not fitting in some c ars.

My folks expected me to grow tall because I have relatively large feet.

I am utterly disappointed.

Shangyuen wrote:The Japanese god of foxes is Inari Okami. Not useful information, but I thought it was appropriate at the time.

Very useful, now I know.

East lodge wrote::0 what if I'm a demi god? "Someone you talk to as a friend" as the church words it? C'mon Tssy, it won't hurt to leave me bowls of honey and paper lillies...

Plz I want some followers to protect... you can do it once... please...

:|
*gives you a cool rock I found*
Best I can do.

Amerion, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Abarri wrote:My folks expected me to grow tall because I have relatively large feet.

I am utterly disappointed.

My mom was the tallest on that side of the family none of the other ladies are or were over 5'6 mom was 5'11 and my dad's 6'1. I'm the tallest guy in the entire family. Idk why cause nobody else was tall.

I feel like because my height is all in my legs that I look kind of weird. I mean I'm tall and thin with long legs and it just feels like the kind of thing that's better on a girl than a guy and makes clothes shopping a pain. It kind of sucks.

Proctethia and Melicorium

"Welcome to the South Pacific ~ Haere mai ki te tonga!" Wait, you lot have a motto now?

Post by Commonwealth Of Astoria suppressed by Proctethia.

Tinhampton wrote:"Welcome to the South Pacific ~ Haere mai ki te tonga!" Wait, you lot have a motto now?

Yep

Ew, TSP.

...

Consider this a coup.

Tinhampton, Auphelia, East lodge, and Melicorium

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

The Holor wrote:Ew, TSP.

...

Consider this a coup.

No, I don't think I will.

Proctethia and Melicorium

Post by Erinor suppressed by Auphelia.

Tinhampton wrote:"Welcome to the South Pacific ~ Haere mai ki te tonga!" Wait, you lot have a motto now?

The Ministry of Regional Affairs is experimenting with regional theme ideas.

In other news, the next Southern Journal interview by Whole india has been published!

Inside the Cabinet - III

Interview with the New Minister of Foreign Affairs - Qvait

By Whole india

I am Whole India. After the June Cabinet elections, I held interviews with all the winners, in which I try to get inside their brains and explore their plans and reformist ideas for the region. In this interview we get inside Qvait’s mind to understand his plans for the region.

Greetings, so what is your plan in regards to small regions?

There's so much I want to say with regards to this question but, for now, I'll just say, ‘stay tuned’.

Well, I feel you have big plans, my next question is what is TSP 's diplomatic stance in regards to Europeia?

That's rather specific. I'll just say that the South Pacific is committed to maintaining a peaceful and friendly relationship with all regions not proscribed by us or vice-versa.

Hmm, so I am now going to look to The North Pacific. We have already signed the "The Aurora Alliance" with them, but TNP is independent, so they raid as well as defend. During raids, they have been known to work with The Black Hawks, so will you request that TNP end relations with TBH or even break ties with TNP?

No, I can unequivocally state that the South Pacific will not be severing our relationship with The North Pacific. Even though The North Pacific occasionally conducts military operations with The Black Hawks, that does not change the longstanding friendship the South Pacific maintains with The North Pacific. We share a special relationship that will continue to exist way beyond my term as Minister.

In your manifesto you have said about a Defender's Bloc in the WA Security Council, many including myself liked the idea, so how will this Bloc function and which regions are the potential members?

I don't want to go into specifics about the bloc at the moment but I intend to invite other defender regions to negotiate an agreement.

With respect to 'The Southern Islander Accords', it's a fact that 10000 islands and TSP can have great relations and be the best alliance NS has ever seen, so what are your plans in this context?

Again, there are things that I don't want to be specific about but I agree that 10000 Islands and the South Pacific have an outstanding relationship.

What will be TSP's diplomatic policy against regions which are officially Raiders?

Our policy will be the same as it has been for a long time. I can just say that you shouldn't expect the South Pacific to be opening embassies with The Black Hawks.

Now, in regards to Embassy Policy, with which regions will TSP form an embassy? I don't mean specific, but with particular tags or ideologies or form of governments and such?

The South Pacific will be quite receptive to the establishment of embassies with other defender regions, but we will also welcome a relationship with emerging regions that may not necessarily have a particular military alignment.

We recently had Pacific-con in which The West Pacific were present, but to date there is no treaty agreement signed between the two regions. Do you have any plans for this?

I was there for the organization of Pacific-Con in my role as Minister of Regional Affairs. Back then, I saw each of my counterparts as equals and treated them as such without consideration of our past relationship with any of the other four Pacifics. During the organizing and throughout the event, I found their government officials to be pleasant and friendly to work with. Even though we may not have a treaty, we can still be friendly with The West Pacific

Well that's the spirit of a Foreign Minister! What are your plans for TRR - we have two treaties with them currently?

Well, The Rejected Realms is quite unique because their delegate and I share a little history with each other from our roleplaying days in the European Union. However, I still don't want to go into detail about my plans.

My last question, In this term which cultural events will happen and will there be anything like Pacific-Con?

I will be working with Seraph, our incoming Minister of Regional Affairs on that one but I don't think we will see an event on the level the same level as Pacific-Con for another year. An event like that, which is organized by regions and not particularly individuals, doesn't happen many times a year. I believe that the South Pacific will settle for smaller events this upcoming term and not grand events like the one we had in May.


So, our Minister of Foreign Affairs is mostly keeping his cards close to his chest, but it’s clear that there should be some interesting developments in our foreign relations in the future. Check back tomorrow for our final interview with Prime Minister Nakarisaune.

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Amerion, Auphelia, Aumeltopia, Grimsby town, and 3 othersWhole india, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Post by Erinor suppressed by Auphelia.

Further to the previous announcement, here's another Southern Journal exclusive, containing the winning entry to the South Pacific Summer Festival Writing Competition!

And the Winner of the TSP Summer Festival Writing Competition is...

This weekend, the South Pacific hosted a special, short Summer Festival with games and roleplay and general light-hearted fun. As part of that, there was a writing competition with the theme being 'Summer'. Three brave writers, Mzeusia, Snoodum and The imperial frost federation took up their pens to meet the challenge and offered up a total of five short stories.
After much deliberation, the winner was declared to be Mzeusia, and below is their winning entry.

It was an exceptionally strong field of entries, but Mzeusia's stood out, in the end, owing to their original use of description. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did -

Erinor, Minister of Regional Affairs and Competition Judge.

A Tale of Two Summers

The pastry shop hadn’t been very busy when Mikos had entered, and half an hour later, business still hadn’t picked up. Fladlovia, the man sitting opposite the Mzeusian nodded and stood, putting on his jacket. The stiff professionalism Mikos had come to expect from this man was laced with the tension of their recent conversation but Mikos stood, extending his hand for a shake. They shook and despite the efforts of the muggy summers day to eviscerate any good spirits, what had been accomplished here had been fruitful.

“After you,” Fladlovia said, gesturing with a freshly gloved hand.

“Thank you, but I think I’ll stay a little. I’ve heard the Rashka is particularly good here and my wife has been wanting something to keep her company while I’m gone.”

There was a brief smile from the man. “Yes, the Rashka are very good.” He nodded, saying “I’ll leave you to it,” before walking out. Mikos watched the man go before turning to the café counter. It didn’t take long before he was walking back to the embassy, a warm pastry swaddled in greaseproof paper tucked under his arm.

The lamp was dim and occasionally flickered, pasting Mikos’s hunched shadow on the drab wallpaper as if attempting to show images from a broken Zoopraxiscope. Mikos sat at a desk, tie lopsided, suit slightly rumpled, pale hands zipping in tandem across a typewriter. The near-unbroken clacking of keys drowned out the solemn chatter beyond the door. His frantic motions came to an abrupt end, and after a glance at his watch, Mikos read over the report. Satisfied, he snatched it from the machine’s grasp with a crisp tear and folded it inside an envelope.

Within a few minutes, it had been delivered to the head of the embassy and would shortly begin the journey to Mzeusian territory. Inside that envelope was a detailed account of the day’s events, including the conversation in the café and its many implications. After handing it over, Mikos took a seat at the desk again. He adjusted the typewriter and placed his fingers on the keys. This time he took longer. Several moments were spent in thought, with many more punctuated by sighs and grinding teeth.

Dear Anna
Thank you for your last letter. It’s wonderful to know that the repairs are going well. I can’t wait to be back to you. You must be enjoying the warmer summer. I’m glad the weather’s so good over there because the summers here are nasty things. Far too hot for my taste. Maybe it’s all these buildings trapping the heat in? I am sorry I can’t tell you when I’ll be back. The work at the embassy has only intensified since my last letter, but they tell me I’ll be home before the end of next month. At least that’s something, eh?

I’m constantly thinking of you walking in the woods beside the house. The nearest woods from the embassy is an hour’s drive, and from the hotel it is even longer. Still, when I can get out there, I always end up remembering our own walks. Again, I’m sorry things had to happen this way. Send my regards to the village when Yitnos come,

P.S. I have it on good authority that what I sent you is good. I hope you enjoy.

With all my love,
Mikos

Mikos mopped his forehead with a handkerchief, pursing his lips and grimacing. Allowing his desires to rule him would be the height of carelessness so he wrote no more. By relaying the wrong information, he could be putting not only his life in danger, but quite possibly the lives of many of his comrades. The Mzeusian intelligence agency hadn’t gotten such a fearsome reputation by employing lackadaisical agents, and his years of training had steeled him to the prospect of telling half-truths and outright lies.

The city outside was a mixture of grey, black and beige. Mikos looked away, gripped the handle of a desk drawer, and pulled. The smooth sound of wood against wood calmed him, and he took out a photo. The photo depicted himself and his wife on a walk. They had gone halfway up one of the mountains, the rest of which could be seen charging ever upward and out of the frame. To the left of the photo, the mountain dropped away, and a forest could be seen, its vibrant green dazzling in the morning light. Out of the shot, the couple’s home slept, its wood fire not yet lit, the knifes and forks
laid out for breakfast.

The trees of the forest were evergreens, so despite the current season, there would be little change on a surface level. On the other hand, the embassy Mikos was cloistered away in was surrounded by the spread-eagled mass of an unchecked, unplanned city. The sun there was still occupied with the business of clawing its way through the clouds. Acting as swiftly as a monarch restored to the throne after a civil war, it had taken hold of the city upon its rise, casting unrelenting heat down every cowering alley, ripping through each windowpane and barrelling into the unairconditioned city. In response, the populace moaned and gritted their teeth, preparing for another sweltering day.

As he shifted on his chair, Mikos frowned, his attention caught by the incessant buzzing of a fly that was perched on the photo frame. With a grimace, he waved the fly away and shut the photo in the drawer.

With his work done for the day, he drove to the hotel. The anguished faces of the hotel staff and guests greeted him as he stepped inside. Mios ignored them all, heading for the elevator and up to his room. All seemed as he had left it, that is to say, clean but bugged. It was to be expected of course. Every embassy staff member had their hotel rooms bugged but nothing could be done. To get rid of the bugs would have only raised suspicion. Instead, meetings were conducted in a secure room in the embassy or at in a local business.

Mikos undressed, the cool air relaxing him as he stood in just a pair of boxers and a string vest. He lay upon the cool covers and exhaled. The Mzeusian festival of Yitnos was just around the corner. His wife would be in attendance no doubt, but Mikos himself would have to miss it. It was one of his favourites, and he had made his wife promise to tell him about it in a letter. Memories of party games, food and drink, prayers and stories were finally allowed to emerge from behind the mask Mikos had constructed for his work. Although his current assignment was a risky one and the most dangerous parts still had yet to come, he pushed that aside, willing the gentle thoughts of warm summers in Mzeusia to take him away.

Six days later, in Mzeusia, Anna peeled off the rubber gloves and dropped them by the door. She wiped her shoes on the mat and looked towards the garden. After an hour, the stinging nettle patch had been thoroughly eradicated and the plants watered. Now, lying by her feet were the broken carcasses of the fallen nettles. She would prepare and boil them into tea later on. For now, a shower was more important.

It was the cool water thundering onto Anna’s back that drowned out the clang of the letter slot opening and closing. Consequently, she only noticed the letter and package many hours after the shower. She read the letter while standing by the door and read it again and again. She moved into the kitchen, set the letter aside and opened the package. The wrapping was thick and the pastry she discovered inside was undamaged. A note was included in the box. Her husband’s handwriting.

Apparently, it’s a local specialty. I thought you might like it. Always thinking of you.

Anna smiled, the memory of Mikos’s face on her mind. She looked at the pastry, sitting amidst the wrapping, fluffy, golden and coated in icing. Despite being on opposite sides of a continent, she smiled, knowing Mikos’s familiar hand had touched the paper the pastry had been wrapped in. She stretched her arm out, fingers brushing the top of the pastry. It felt to her that they were almost touching again. So close, with only a thin paper barrier between them. Her fingers came away with a few flakes of icing stuck to them. As the golden light of a Mzeusian summer evening gazed into the room, tears gathered at the corners of Anna’s eyes before falling.

Dear Miky,
I’ve just received the letter and pastry. I’m sorry things are so horrid where you are but at least we have a rough date for when you’ll be back! I haven’t tasted the pastry yet, but I will do soon. Sorry, but I’ve already had dinner and couldn’t wait to write back. I hope the work eases off and the weather improves. The weather forecast here says the summer is shaping up to be ideal for hiking in the next week or so. I bet you miss hiking. We can hike every day when you get back.
Al is fine here. I’m sure you’ll be missed at the Yitnos Festival but I’ll pass on your regards to everyone. I’d send a little bit of our summer to you if I could!

Loving you loads,
Anna

Several weeks later, Mikos took a seat in the same café. Fladlovia was late, which wasn’t like him, so Mikos watched the street beyond. The heat had refused to disperse, and the pedestrians voices their anger in quiet grumbles, faces screwed up in sweaty discomfort as they passed. A mother dragged her moaning child along the street, a man rushed the other way, a bead of sweat traversing the terrain of his wrinkled temple. Five minutes passed and Fladlovia appeared in the doorway. He removed his hat and stepped into the room, making his way to Mikos’s table, and taking a seat.

“Was there a problem?” Mikos asked.

“No.”

"That’s good to…”

“Mikos,” Fladlovia said, cutting the Mzeusian off. “Mr Pholitas, my government is getting…anxious. I’m not sure how long I can stave off their suspicion.”

“What are you saying?”

Fladlovia wetted his lips, eyes flicking to the entrance. “I need to be extracted or my cover will...” His look conveyed a fear Mikos had only seen a few times before. Fladlovia continued. “I need to leave the country. How soon can your government do this?”

Mikos was silent for a minute, staring at the broken portable fan he could see over the shoulder of the other man. “I can’t be sure. Maybe within a week.”

Fladlovia nodded. “Well, let’s hope that will be soon enough.”

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Auphelia, Aumeltopia, South Caleblan, Grimsby town, and 2 othersProctethia, and Melicorium

Bovloscj

The Holor wrote:Ew, TSP.

...

Consider this a coup.

NO
are you from the black hawks?
i tought TBH was used to mean the big hateful

Auphelia, East lodge, Proctethia, and Melicorium

The Holor wrote:Ew, TSP.

...

Consider this a coup.

What do you mean "ew"? We're such much better than you are.

Bovloscj, Proctethia, and Melicorium

Shangyuen wrote:What do you mean "ew"? We're such much better than you are.

I agree to the fullest.

Bovloscj, Proctethia, and Melicorium

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