The Bugger All of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and feral children. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.179 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,998 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 315,562 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, Honey Badger lives life on the open road - complete with groupies, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Peoples Republic of TempleLandia. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 260,904^th in the world and 263^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 12.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.