The United Kingdom of Zion Imperium is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Yitzchak Winternitz III with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.785 billion Zionites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swanage. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zionite economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,693 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, King Yitzchak Winternitz III reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zion Imperium's national animal is the Politician, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zion Imperium is ranked 242,956^th in the world and 234^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,982 Standard Monetary Units.