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Not a pun, but bigfoot related...
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Sasquatch. Along the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to him and the other belonging to the Sasquatch.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life, there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered the man, and he questioned Sasquatch about it.
"Sasquatch," he said, "you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I've noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there's only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most, you would leave me!"
Then Sasquatch turned to him and replied,
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Dilber, Sensorland, and 3 othersFujai, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, and Giovanniland
Post by Bala mantre suppressed by 
Bran Astor.
The RMB in TNP is so dead right now
Bhang Bhang Duc and Sensorland
So if my nation creates weapons of mass destruction, will the World Assembly be concerned?
Nope, you can choose any option based on what you think, the WA can't interfere in your choices. What the WA can do is, for example, pass a resolution regarding a safer world with less weapons, which can decrease some of your stats.
Good because I already passed the legislation plus I had my Legions ready for any WA response lol
The unified missourtama states and Giovanniland
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Sorry, 
Bhang Bhang Duc, I launched the annoying Reee nation without thinking that you may have wanted more trebuchet time.
Not a problem Halo - my time as an RO finished a few hours ago. It was fun even though miscreants were hard to come by.
I can make more chemistry jokes!
What do you do with sick chemists? You Helium. If you can't do that, you have to Barium.
Man do I love Pb & J sandwiches!
An English teacher told her class: "everyone knows that two negatives make a positive, but did you know that two positives don't make a negative?" A student in the back of the classroom said "yeah, right."
Greynne, The United Republic of Westend, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Serrus, and 1 otherStarblazer
What do you get when you toss a grenade into a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart
Sensorland, Gryphonian Alliance, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Bran Astor, and 4 othersFuentana, The grandest empire, Aluminum oxide, and Ahe
I said all good chemistry puns Argon on my last post, but guess I'm wrong...
What happened to the chemist in the cave? Berkelium.
I was also gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen... but NaH.
What did the metal miner write to his girlfriend? I am zincing of you all the time!
What do tomb robbers do to pyramids? They radium.
What did the king say to the guard when the prisoner escaped? 'Cesium!'
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, and Cazhahet
The Dog Star is moving towards Sol 9 miles every year. That means one day, we could be in Sirius trouble.
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Overthinkers, Bran Astor, and The unified missourtama states
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Why are chemists great at solving problems? They have all the solutions!
If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Sensorland, The United Republic of Westend, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, and 3 othersThe Rega, The unified missourtama states, and Drino
This was an incredible Punday Monday with lots of solid entries. However, one in particular made me laugh out loud while shopping.
Congratulations! You're a winner, baby!
Yy4u, Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Sensorland, and 8 othersFujai, Fuentana, Novasamita, Starblazer, The unified missourtama states, Giovanniland, Bingsearching 2, and Drino
Hello TWP, lovely day were having.
Giovanniland and Drino
My favorite Pacific is the Weast Pacific.
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, The unified missourtama states, Bingsearching 2, and Scawnn
West is surely the Best
East ain't the least, but makes a whole lot of yeast
South food will make you drool from the mouth
The north will bring forth a dwarf
The pacific isn't very specific.
Dilber, Bran Astor, Fuentana, Giovanniland, and 3 othersBingsearching 2, Drino, and Scawnn
Good morning!
Aye, good morning
Well the sun is out here so time to get the telescopes set up and observe. Then I can sit back and let the migraine hangover pass. (Yesterday was the migraine, today’s the after effects - luckily I don’t get them very often.)
Westwind, Dilber, Bran Astor, and Giovanniland
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