The Republic of Symoniane is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.579 billion Symonianeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Symonianean economy, worth 270 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,526 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 161,111 per year while the poor average 10,904, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Symoniane's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Symoniane is ranked 176,827^th in the world and 2^nd in Island of Weilssen for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,526.13 Standard Monetary Units.