The United Republic of -India is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by BR Ambedkar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.171 billion Indians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Indian economy, worth 191 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,124 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,900 per year while the poor average 9,153, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, the only women behind bars are barmaids, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. -India's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

-India is ranked 190,813^th in the world and 88^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Smartest Citizens, with 25.14 quips per hour.