The Witch of -WhosAmity is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.312 billion -WhosAmityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming -WhosAmityian economy, worth 404 trillion snails a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,727 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -WhosAmity's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-WhosAmity is ranked 69,549^th in the world and 1^st in Artificial Suspicious Powers for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,463.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.