The Republic of 13 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The cynical, devout population of 1.698 billion 13 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.4%.

The powerhouse 13 Uman economy, worth 184 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,479 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Black tea is only available on the black market, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 13 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

13 Uma is ranked 55,638^th in the world and 130^th in Izern for Highest Average Incomes, with 108,479.18 Standard Monetary Units.