The 14 of 14 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.209 billion 14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 14ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,604 trillion Golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,790 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, commemoration of the Great Qatar War costs almost as much as the war itself, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and builders across 14 are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 14's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

14 is ranked 38,382^nd in the world and 1^st in Qatar for Highest Average Incomes, with 127,790.05 Standard Monetary Units.