The Republic of 31 Uma is a massive, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.503 billion 31 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient 31 Uman economy, worth 167 trillion monies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,296 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 501,957 per year while the poor average 15,196, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and endangered species are effective hostages against the 31 Uman military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 31 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

31 Uma is ranked 52,706^th in the world and 111^th in Izern for Highest Average Incomes, with 111,296.03 Standard Monetary Units.