The Republic of 3749 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.022 billion 3749ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient 3749ian economy, worth 93.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,416 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3749's national animal is the swan.

3749 is ranked 227,320^th in the world and 1,759^th in Pacifism for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.