The United Socialist States of 4meric4 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Commander John Lenin with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.878 billion Anarchists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 4meric4n economy, worth a remarkable 3,687 trillion Tradeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,466 Tradeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into 4meric4, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the economy is green and the air is black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4meric4's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is RMLP ☭️.

4meric4 is ranked 330,898^th in the world and 17,644^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.