The Federal Republic of 79 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.481 billion 79 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The powerhouse 79 Uman economy, worth 155 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,005 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,023 per year while the poor average 22,580, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 79 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

79 Uma is ranked 150,573^rd in the world and 286^th in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 978.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.