The Federal Republic of 90 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.45 billion 90 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse 90 Uman economy, worth 139 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 96,153 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for 90 Uman citizenship, and frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
90 Uma is ranked 68,970th in the world and 259th in Izern for Highest Average Incomes, with 96,153.09 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for 90 Uman citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in
90 Uma, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
























