The Holy Empire of A-Danmark is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 227 million A-Danmarkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The A-Danmarkian economy, worth 9.90 trillion Aidanariuses a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,627 Aidanariuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The A-Danmark City Times is sold out, the internal market is thriving, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Aidanariuses. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A-Danmark's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

A-Danmark is ranked 256,748^th in the world and 173^rd in Benigtopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.