The United Kingdom of Alyssatopia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 260 million Alyssatopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The Alyssatopian economy, worth 12.8 trillion Leeras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,303 Leeras, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alyssatopia's national animal is the Bluey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alyssatopia is ranked 160,096^th in the world and 130^th in Benigtopia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,290.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.