The Constitutional Monarchy of Absolute Communism116 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.643 billion Absolute Communism116ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism116ian economy, worth 864 trillion Latinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,091 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism116's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute Communism116 is ranked 12,762^nd in the world and 1,025^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 134.15 kickbacks per hour.