The Republic of Absolute communism28 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.232 billion Absolute communism28ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism28ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,692 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism28's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism28 is ranked 62,568^th in the world and 3,337^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 635.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.