The Roused Rabble of Agnoth is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by YOU with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.984 billion Agnothi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anywhere and Everywhere. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Agnotine economy, worth 544 trillion grams of silver a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,570 grams of silver, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,319 per year while the poor average 4,438, a ratio of 71.5 to 1.

They say that Agnothi made a dessert and called it peace, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Agnoth's national animal is the Atlantean Prairie Aurochs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agnoth is ranked 265,934^th in the world and 44^th in Atlantis for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.