The Liberated Lands of Agrocragoria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Furio with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 11.251 billion Agrocragorians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Agrocragorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,147 trillion cannolis a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 457,529 cannolis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Astronomers are flocking to Agrocragoria to take advantage of its clear night skies, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, nose plugs are the latest Agrocragorian fashion accessory, and builders across Agrocragoria are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown. Agrocragoria's national animal is the orangutan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gooning.

Agrocragoria is ranked 1,119^th in the world and 2^nd in the Outback for Most Cultured, scoring 353 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.