The Community of Ahaulu is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 579 million Ahauluans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ahauluan economy, worth 17.3 trillion ahauluan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 29,819 ahauluan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime is totally unknown. Ahaulu's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahaulu is ranked 79,910^th in the world and 852^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,651.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.