The Most Divine Nalacy of Aleni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nala Mena Alen II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.314 billion Alenis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenina. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Alenian economy, worth 393 trillion lens a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,170 lens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nala Mena Alen II has just been declared ruler of Aleni in an international press conference, Samiism has been named as Aleni's national religion, warning signs caution Alenis where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and the Alenian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleni's national animal is the mammoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Samiism.

Aleni is ranked 66,012^th in the world and 43^rd in Anteria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 27.84 kickbacks per hour.