The Dominion of Alfeilm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Carter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.421 billion Citizens of the Empire are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Carter. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alfeilmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Great Edmundian Royals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,219 Great Edmundian Royals, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Edmundian Empire, a soldier's body is a temple, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alfeilm's national animal is the Panda Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Edmundia.

Alfeilm is ranked 21,826^th in the world and 3^rd in Edmundian Empire for Safest, scoring 113.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.